Eat, Pray, Spend


Did any of you catch Oprah on Monday? I don’t usually watch afternoon TV, but when I caught the promo for her shoe, accessory and handbag intervention, I had to tune in. Since these are the only items we’re allowed to purchase while on The Great American Apparel Diet, I decided I needed to be fully informed. What to/not wear? I learned a few interesting and helpful facts:
1. Always match your tights to your boots. Brown boots go with brown tights, for example. This elongates the leg. Red tights with black boots is a no-no. As is purple tights with beige boots, should any of you dream of doing such a thing. “Cross-coloring” chops your legs in half, leaving you with little sausage stumps (my words, not Oprah’s).
2. If you’re round, don’t carry a big, round bag. In other words, don’t match your Louis with your love handles. Square bag goes with round body. And novelty purses (i.e. sports team logos or kitty patterns) must be thrown out, or passed down to your eleven-year-old niece.
3. Every woman should have an all-weather, rubber boot for puddles and snowbanks. Who knew?
If you haven’t seen the show, check it out online.
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